Hey there. You probably know me and therefore won't be reading this, but on the off
chance that you don't know me here goes.
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My name is Jonathan Danger Snee. Yes my middle name is legally Danger. I was born on October 8th 1988.
<br><br>
I love Halloween more than Hogmanay and I love Hogmanay more than Christmas. I sound
like some extremist Christian here but Christmas is so commercial now that it's
become a joke. At Halloween and Hogmanay you don't get any presents and you
still feel awesome because they're solely about having a good time, not
religiously they aren’t but I'm agnostic so I don't care!
<br><br>
I've been in a relationship for almost 3 years. That looks like so long when you type it
down. It's a pretty sweet deal. She's good looking and likes good stuff, what more can I ask for?
<br><br>
Actually now that I mention it a laptop, a car, a nice little wad of cash, a Martin
acoustic and a home cinema with every horror movie known to man wouldn't go a miss.
<br><br>
I'm really into movies, in a way that's almost unhealthy as you can probably tell from the last item on that list. I love noticing movie references and love it even more when I'm the only one who does. And I love slipping movie references into conversation and things of the like and seeing if people get them. I love having conversations about movies and almost all of my great moments of my active life have a link to movie. Some movies have really changed me in ways I couldn't have imagined. Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind has made me realise that a relationship is about completely being everything you want and need to have to be one person and only that person. Your surroundings don't matter as long as you are with that one person. The Goonies has made me so nostalgic about my life even though I'm only 16 so I feel as if I need to make the most of every moment of my life because I will look back on it one day and be able to die happy. It taught me that having friends you can count on is the most important thing in the world and if you have that never let it go.
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And...
<br><br>
Evil Dead 2 taught me that having a chainsaw for an arm will only increase your ability
to fight hordes of the undead.
<br><br>
Another thing I've learned through all this celluloid OD'ing is that music changes
everything.
<br><br>
I love music. I love listening to it, playing it and creating it. I am in a band, like
everyone is nowadays, but I love it and maybe you will too. We're called The
Shot Heard 'Round The World and you can find us<a
href="http://www.myspace.com/theshotheard">here</a>. There's no other way that I'd rather spend my time than seeing an awesome band playing music that I love. My greatest memory from any concert was when Brand New played at King Tuts and at the end of it the whole crowd was screaming "They're just jealous cause we're young and in love." over and over again. I felt connected to every person in that room and not just because we loved this band or this song, but because we all knew that we were singing something that was fundamentally true to all of us. That may have sounded overblownly gay but it's all about coming out with random heartfelt stuff. And not random like faux goths and their "totally random striped socks".
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This will turn into a rant soon so I think I will just leave it at this, I love my life,
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